Curse

BassVII · Oct 11, 2006, 09:13 PM // 21:13

Walks into the bar

*drinks 13 bottles of rum*

*goes to car*

*crashes through wall 5 seconds later*

*laughs stupidly*

Oo oi!

LadyNilene · Oct 11, 2006, 10:23 PM // 22:23

*crab walks over to Doomlord and bites his leg, spit his blood at the ceiling and dance around with summoned vampires to do the macarena like in that one movie where there were dancing vampires on that bloody train...or something* lol

Opeth11 · Oct 11, 2006, 10:37 PM // 22:37

*purchases a lobster*
*eats a crab*

BassVII · Oct 11, 2006, 10:52 PM // 22:52

*jumps on the bar knocking over 5 bottles of beer which starts a bar fight I am oblivious too*

*sings karaoke*

Look, if you had one shot,

To sit on your lazy butt,

And watch all the TV you ever wanted

Until your brain turned to mush

Would you go for it

Or let it slip?

*is punched by a random guy*

*pulls out a rubber band*

Nobody move or I'll shoot!

*bar fight stops, hushed silence*

Opeth11 · Oct 11, 2006, 10:58 PM // 22:58

Random guy = me.

*punches BassVII*

LadyNilene · Oct 11, 2006, 11:03 PM // 23:03

*sends vampires to feed on Opeth just because...and then throws a brick at I pwnd you and extra bacon*

Opeth11 · Oct 11, 2006, 11:06 PM // 23:06

Good luck having vampires feeding on me.

I am a freaking internet program designed to haunt you.

BassVII · Oct 11, 2006, 11:14 PM // 23:14

*puts rubber band down*

*Kicks Opeth in the groin*

*Smacks Opeth with a empty glass of beer*

*a glass shard almost hits many other drunks, which makes them angry and they all turn to me*

Opeth made me do it!

*angry mob turns to Opeth*

Opeth11 · Oct 11, 2006, 11:16 PM // 23:16

Can't do it. I'm a computer program.

LadyNilene · Oct 11, 2006, 11:22 PM // 23:22

*has a special vampire bite Opeth infecting him with trojan worms, and other porno viruses* lol

Opeth11 · Oct 11, 2006, 11:32 PM // 23:32

Ctrl + Alt + Del

*ends task*
*opens scanner*
*cleans computer*
*downloads the mending firewall*

"C:\opeth.exe"
Run.

BassVII · Oct 11, 2006, 11:34 PM // 23:34

*switches Opeth off and throws a bucket of water on him to electrify him

*

LadyNilene · Oct 11, 2006, 11:36 PM // 23:36

*flies around on a broom and turns Opeth into a frog Bewitched style* lol

Opeth11 · Oct 11, 2006, 11:38 PM // 23:38

Congratulations, your computer is fried.

BassVII · Oct 11, 2006, 11:40 PM // 23:40

My computer!!!!!!! Oh wait my computer is at home.

*Walks outside* What happened to my car?*looks to the side and sees it sticking out of the wall* Oh...

*gets in car*

*crashes through other wall in 10 seconds*

*walks to bar ,drinks 3 beers*

*falls unconscious*

Opeth11 · Oct 11, 2006, 11:44 PM // 23:44

Dude, where's my car? o.o

LadyNilene · Oct 11, 2006, 11:45 PM // 23:45

*turns BassVII into a frog too, and contiues to fly around on the broom* lol

BassVII · Oct 11, 2006, 11:46 PM // 23:46

*wakes up sober*

Hey wait a minute if Opeth is a computer how did he punch me? And how can he drive a car? o.o

And why am I a frog? hmm *shape shifts back to human form* must've changed forms in my sleep

So....who wants to go to the octagon?

Opeth11 · Oct 11, 2006, 11:48 PM // 23:48

The internet hosts a lot of things.

metalicagrl · Oct 12, 2006, 12:08 AM // 00:08

the internet is awesome.
...........why are there people turning into frogs?
*sips beer*
huh....cute litle frogies!!!!!!!!!! ^.^
*runs around trying to catch frogs*